Tony: Yes, for the moment I’m not dying. Thank you. Pepper: What do you mean you’re not dying? Did you say you’re dying?? Tony: Is that you? Uh no. I’m not, not anymore. Pepper: What’s-what’s going on? Tony: I was going to tell you, I didn’t want to alarm you. Pepper: You were going to tell me?? You really were dying?? Tony: You didn’t let me- Pepper: Why didn’t you tell me that?? Tony: I WAS GONNA MAKE YOU AN OMELETTE AND TELL YOU. Natalie: Hey, hey, save it for the honeymoon. You got incoming, Tony. Looks like the flight’s coming to you. Tony: Great. Pepper? Pepper: Are you okay now? Tony: I am fine. Don’t be mad; I will formally apologize- Pepper: I am mad. Tony: -WHEN I’M NOT FENDING OFF A HAMMEROID ATTACK. Pepper: …fine. Tony: We could’ve been in Venice. Pepper: Oh please.
Pooja:guess what? so, i wanted to eat strawberries today with chocolate. so i put some hershey kisses in a bowl and put in a microwave and heat them up for 3 minutes. utter fail. smoke started coming out of the microwave and it didn't even turn liquid.
Tiffany:HAHAHAHHAHAAA [*switches windows to tell Linglu, while Pooja is still typing*]
Pooja:it turned like into this crunchy sort of thing, threw it away, i can't get anything right. and don't tell this to linglu. i just wanted to tell u cuz i thought u would understand
[*fifty four seconds later*]
Pooja:TIFFANY. WHAT THE HELL? WHY.
Tiffany:hhahahahaa. well, i had to lawlz
Pooja:WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO TELL YOUR ASIAN TWIN EVERYTHING????????????
[*meanwhile, Linglu is talking to Pooja*]
Pooja:I DID IT TOO LONG. THAT'S WHY
Linglu:PROBABLY CUZ U DIDNT PRESS THE CHOCOLATE BUTTON. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Pooja:WAIT, WHAT?? LIKE THE POPCORN BUTTON?
Linglu:ARE U SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA WOW POOJA
Linglu:HOW DO U NOT KNOW OF THE CHOCOLATE BUTTON?? ITS STANDARD MICROWAVE SETTINGS
Pooja:wait, one sec. checking my microwave now
Pooja:wait, i don't think i have a standard microwave. we don't have that option. i only have like popcorn and pizza
[*shortly before Pooja checked whether her microwave had a chocolate button...*]
Pooja:hey, tiffany, question. does ur microwave have a chocolate button?
Tiffany:yeah. all standard microwaves have one.
Tiffany:yeah, you didn't know that?
Pooja:man, i thought this was another joke of linglu's
[*later, after Pooja had signed off*]
Tiffany:did you ever tell pooja heads up?
Linglu:nah brah. she can find out one day by asking someone else =] makes it more fun.
Linglu:like u never told her about the striped sandwiches lolz
My parents can be so totally bogus sometimes. We own three vehicles: a 1994 Jeep Grand Cherokee, a 1994 GMC Sierra, and a 2006 Chevy Malibu MAXX. The truck was my main car in high school and the Jeep is what I drive now because my dad has the truck. My mom drives the Malibu. However, today, my dad needs to take the Jeep to the airport because the truck is in repair. Also today, though, I need to go pick someone up. So my parents are going total wig city over my lack of a car, and freaking out because they’re like, "OMG YOU HAVE TO DRIVE THE MALIBU. BE CAREFUL.” And I’m just like, “WTF?” They’re totally scared that I’m going to wreck it or something. It’s not even like it’s a stick shift (I don’t even think Malibus come in manual). I get that it’s a new car, but my driving record is totally spotless. There is nothing special about the Malibu that would incapacitate my ability to drive. Also, it’s not like I’ve never driven the Malibu by myself before. I totally have, both on city roads and on the free way.
What colour dress will you wear at the wedding of Alec Su and I?
I was going to say black because black is slimming, but then I realized that black is a morbid color to wear to a wedding. So I will wear either a pink colored dress or a brown colored dress. Yeahh. Also, Linglu, I’m pretty sure that question was grammatically incorrect, pahahahh.